canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014

Canadian Cum Sauce

Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum

we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce

by Lasagarfield May 8, 2023

canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.

The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !

by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014

Canadian King of Cannon

Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.

-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.

by KL4805 August 1, 2018

Canadian Crème Sickle

Stroking a hot broad’s pussy with a Cherry Popsicle until she juices it (creams it) – you then eat the Creamed Sickle as well as her pussy! – Bon appétit !

We've had the best Canadian Crème Sickles in Montréal and Québec (City)!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Canadian Snow Goose

The act of cumming inside someones ass. Typically know as an chocolate creampie.

While I was stretching her spokes, she started begging for a Canadian snow goose.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008

Canadian Conveyer Belt

The act of taking a piss while drinking something at the same time.

Bro I just had the longest "Canadian Conveyer Belt"

by DutchNugget&CroationSensation November 16, 2010