Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

goose

Royalty commonly found on asian andy dick chord. He is the big funny and if you don't agree you are automatically a palestine sympathising loser.

"bro goose is so cool i want to have his children"

by frequent gamer shot collector August 6, 2019

America Goose

Alternate name for Canada goose, a species of goose that is best known for its black-brown-white coloring and its tendency to attack people at random. The term is sometimes used by supporters of Donald Trump and the MAGA Movement to encourage the integration of Canada, or anything related to Canada, into the United States.

Person A: Someone help me! This America goose keeps following me!
Person B: Are you sure? That is in fact a Canada goose.

by AlabamaSword January 10, 2025

The Great Goose March

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.

Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!

by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 26, 2022

Premier goose

Goose with the finest feathers in all the land

Dayum that must be the premier goose, his feather game on point, dem jawns bougie af.

by Eagles2042 December 4, 2016

Crazy Goose

It’s simply you. You are the craziest goose ever.

“Diana got diagnosed as a crazy goose!”
“Uh-oh! She’s like you!”

by OG_GOD! November 3, 2022

setting your goose loose

the act of spreading dicksauce (or cum) all over somebody

Bradley: did you enjoy your friend setting your goose loose
Kaley: yeah that nigga was set his goose loose on my last night

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016