abercrombie zombie

here is my opinion of aberzombies,im not saying that the clothes suck. im saying that the people that wear them are the sheep of society that cant think for themselves. they act like the dicks they could never be in real life,to people who actually live. I, may dress mor elike a zombie but at least i dont treat worthless douchebags like shit (to their face anyways) honestly the clothes are over priced and go to the government to make sure pot's still illegal and the republicans can still control you. Dont be asshole naive idiots. Fight the Submission. because all you are is a staple to society. you are nothing. you will be nothing. you will become either a doctor or teacher and bitch and over all fuck us over even more. abercrombie is a stupid brainwashing store with nothing better to do but be racist and steal your cash,and style....

"i wish everyone was an abercrombie zombie...."

"yeah its depressing to see what our world has become"

abercrombie zombie by a rather smart person February 6, 2010

Psytrance Zombie 

A psytrance zombie is an undead gurning drug monkey, who listens to psytrance at festivals, whilst attempting to make some effort at dancing when juiced up on ketamine. A psytrance zombie is characterised by a drooling mouth, limp neck and movement similar to walking dead.

"Look at that pack of psytrance zombies, they're practically comatose but still standing up".

"A cocaine bullet to the brain is the only way to kill a psytrance zombie".

Psytrance Zombie by The Crimson Adder December 6, 2009

Fart Zombie 

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.

"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"

Fart Zombie by Dluxx June 13, 2008

Turners Lizard Zombie 

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.

Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Turners Lizard Zombie by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009

urban zombie 

A resident of an urban environment who only seems to come out at night, and then they seem to creep and lurk around, frightening visitors and young children.

Paul: What's up with Stew lately? I haven't seen him around.
Janice: He has taken to sleeping all day and going out all night, just walking around.
Paul: What a total urban zombie.
Janice: For Sure.

urban zombie by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 13, 2008

Moaning Zombie 

An entertaining way of concluding business during sex. Ensure you are banging a girl (preferably someone who loves you) from behind, and then spit on their back.

Proceed to pulling out of your partners quim, spinning her around and then hitting her in the face with the money shot. Her reaction will be the perfect impression of a moaning zombie (as in, cum = melting flesh, moan in response to your actions).

Yesterday, I moaning zombie'd your mum.

This fat bitch was fucking me off during sex, so I hit her with the moaning zombie.

Moaning Zombie by evil_moses January 10, 2009

white zombie 

When a girl is giving you head and you are about to blow so you pull out and skeet her. After she has been skeeted you punch her i the face making her moan and look like a White Zombie.

Last night a gave some random girl i picked up at the bar a White Zombie

white zombie by Sir Reginald April 19, 2006