You're Gayer

This is a reversed attack, to the normal "You're gay."

The person using this comeback is usually, definitely, the actual "gayest," by using logic.

1: You're gay.

2: Yeah, but you're gayer.

by goosemilkandcateggs March 19, 2022

you're cracked

A figurative language to describe someone who is insanely good or talented (usually at a videogame).

sheesh dude you're cracked at this playing this character

by gnome cucker April 7, 2024

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

you're mom gay

It's a joke used by adults, however it's mostly used by teenagers who don't know basic grammar and they're trying to make an insult.

- You are not disciplined, you don't know basic grammar and you have zero responsibility for anything.
- you're mom gay

Related: ur mom gay gay meme grammar

by uglyninja March 16, 2018

if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023