Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.

"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."

by Jasad November 8, 2021

micheal the virgin

micheal the virgin is 19 and wont get laid, he is also a snake to his boy tom

fuck that micheal the virgin kid

by midkent billy June 26, 2017

Virginity Swiper

A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity

Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*

by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021

Virgin Rowan

A guy named Rowan who has long hair and looks like a girl who spends so much time fantasizing about fucking dudes he can’t get laid.

You gotta get out of the house more, you are starting to turn into a Virgin Rowan.

by Gorilla10840 August 15, 2021

Asian Virgin

Exactly what the word states: Asian Virgin.
A guy who is Asian and a Virgin. He has absolutely no sexual conversation social cues.
Generalized name made after several encounters with Asian Virgin Men.

Written by an Asian

Girl: I'm sore
Asian guy: I could make you more sore
Girl: You're an Asian Virgin

Girl: I need something to drink I'm thirsty
Asian Guy: I'm thirsty for you
Girl: ????

by lycheejinx_ February 8, 2022

Virgin seagulling

The act of seagulling, but with hand sanitizer, soap, or milk.

Bro let’s go virgin seagulling, it would be perfect for you. A virgin.

by Granola4life May 12, 2023

virgin tucker

A little man that is afraid to have sex with females.

Virgin Tucker is gay

by The_Big_Ape March 18, 2017