Ubergeit

Also known as Ubergoat or Supergoat,

the Ubergeit is a rare and mysterious breed of goats. These creatures were originally goats held by the shamans and druids of the Germanic, Slavic and even a few celtic tribes.

The goats eventualy changed into 'ubergeiten' or supergoats. These creatures were more intelligent and stronger than normal goats, and also more aggresive. How or why this change happened remains unclear.

Somewhere in history, experts believe it was between 10.000 and 5.000 B.C., something went wrong and the Ubergeiten revolted to their masters. A great war was the result. In the end Man was victorious, and the Ubergeiten almost became extinct. Still the Ubergeiten remained prominent in world history, as an example the Mongolian warlord Ghengis Khan, who was half Ubergeit, half human.

Increased sightings hint that the Ubergeiten are prepairing for a second war. With increased technological capabilities of both the races, this war, will leave its mark on earth forever.

'Dark noises from the north, south, west and east, we have been surrounded by the beast. Oh gods, will we survive this nightly feast?

I see the Ubergeit'

- extract from the Roman general Fistus Maximus', of the XIV legion, letter to his wife: Ignacia Aurelia

by dr. Hans Howitzer May 25, 2011

UberorbPS

A good friend who is fun to be with. Good friend on the playstation3 and loves LBP2

UberorbPS is my best friend!

by silent_x_l3gend July 7, 2011

Uberhole

It's like an asshole, but so much more.

You go out to eat with somebody. They don't bring money, so they force you to pay for it. Throughout the meal they keep asking you if you're going to eat your own food and to top it off they insult your friends. That guy is an uberhole.

by TheAluminumMan August 24, 2011

Uberhomogay

When something is so gay it needs a word THAT long to get across the annoyance and aggravation one has been caused.

"Ah damn it, that camping son of a bitch is uberhomogay"

a "hey man, that guy is quite fit"
b "Dude you have total uberhomogayness"

by Soh87 November 21, 2011

uberhomosexual

A homosexual man who has a astute sense of esthetics; from his wardrobe to his home and travels and even those he chooses to surround himself with, all are chosen for the beauty and elegance that they project. This individual is always concerned with how things look or are displayed on him or around him and is a master of transformation. Although he can be feminine in nature he can easily tap into his masculine side and feel very comfortable around heterosexual men and vice versa. The uberhomosexual, regardless of his looks, is able to transform himself and work very well with any limitation he was born with, especially economic; he is friendly by nature but can attack with fierce retort if necessary. He sometimes can be perceived as vain or uppity and can attract jealousy especially from woman or men who are intimidated by his smooth and elegant nature.

uberhomosexuall Truman Capote, uberhomosexual Yves Saint Laurent, uberhomosexual Valentino, uberhomosexual Tom ford

by oliver hopewell December 4, 2011

Überbone

The act of vigorous sexual intercourse, usually after a case of red bull or six lines of the finest speed. Lube is essential.

I Überboned the shit out of that ho!.
Have you got the ky, it's überboning time!.
Excuse me miss, would you be interested in a überbone?.

by Shifter232 September 17, 2014

Ubertaculous

Shockingly awesome

Have you been on the ride? It's ubertaculous!!!

by ...nobody April 23, 2015