Two-Backed Beast

The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.

"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"

Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc

by Asty von Ferguson October 6, 2005

Two Bob

An insult, basically a polite way of calling a person a cunt. Referred to in The Libertines song "What a Waster".
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.

"Oi get 'ere you Two Bob!"

by butterflyunderaglass January 8, 2006

Two and a half men

A threesome between two men and a transgender

My neighbor watches two and a half men

by Farquaadthelittle July 11, 2018

two fingers on ya

Peace, or another way of saying goodbye

ill see you later, two fingers on ya

by tonya and troy July 14, 2006

Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.

"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."

by MitchellDick April 7, 2008

two shoe express

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

by *~kath~* June 2, 2008

Two thousand eighties

A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.

"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."

by pseudoben December 15, 2008