not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

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Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.

"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"

by Neilbra November 15, 2006

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fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

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Nesting Finger

Middle finger used to finger a girl.

Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.

Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.

by Son of Wil November 19, 2011

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EMP Fingers

A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*

There is no known cure.

My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.

by Arktykr October 19, 2021

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