An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.
by Carlito the Drug Lord December 17, 2006
When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell
by The Big Topper June 11, 2010
1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.
2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.
2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.
Michael is an awkward turtle.
by Speechless_13 October 08, 2009
The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
by Ursula mit dem kalten Loch April 11, 2015
by Rob Sampson June 26, 2009
The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.
Turtle ponchos were sold.
by Chancla Thrower is wrong February 20, 2019
by wildslutangel April 25, 2011