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True friendship

When someone runs back into the storm to revive you whilst playing fortnite
*mum walks in while I’m playing my game and sees me helping my friend*

Her- “now that’s true friendship
by Kaity3013 April 13, 2020
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True Evolution

Evolution is the hypothetical theory or joke that everything came into existence (the earth, 4.5 billion years ago) through natural processes over an elongated duration without any logical evidence. Likewise, according to the secular view, evolution is presumed “science” in education, but is nothing more than another heretical religion demoting the Evangelical truth of God’s creation with diluvial scripture aligning physical evidence to the Biblical creation.
1. True Evolution is merely a theory derived by sinful human error.
2. Evolution is scientific heresy, teaching fictional stories on the account of human error.
3. Evolution demotes the Evangelical truth as it is full of error.
4. Evolution is illogical and “secular scientists” are biased in their own beliefs, ignoring living mammoth tissue and dinosaur blood.
5. Evolution is not a science, but the science of heresy.
6. Evolution is humanity’s greatest joke.
by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023
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The TRUE Scottsman

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.
Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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true soldier

someone who is not afraid to get blood on their sword if you know what i mean
dylan: yooo i went to norah’s last night

jack: bro isn’t she on her period

dylan: yeah but im a true soldier idc
by i’m kinda smart. May 5, 2025
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Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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true

A boolean value, mostly used in scripting and coding, but humans can use it, and it basically means “yes” or 1 in logic.
Yeah, that’s true.
by UH Hecker February 9, 2024
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Not true

You are doing to me what you are doing to Nietzsche and you took my description of your religion and adopted it as an ethos and now you're doing the thing that was already happening to me because the only thing that changed was you developed a God complex. And you're crying like a bitch likely because you got the wrong person or several of the wrong people before you got to me because I hate to break it to you Jordan but you're just not that bright.
Hym "Not true. And I still don't have to do what God wants. But you still have to do what I want don't ya? Heheh yes you do."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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