Hand Cereal

Eating Cereal Out Of The Bag With Your Hand & A Cup Of Milk.

Yo I'm Starving, I Think I Might Eat Some Hand Cereal.

by CDG.DDG March 29, 2021

Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008

Dorito Hands

When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.

Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.

by evyeniarocks June 14, 2015

Prison hands

When one must wear gloves all day at work. They become prison hands.

"Just a moment sir i need to put my prison hands on before i can ring your items up."

by Unicornbubblez July 23, 2020

memeulous hands

memeulous's hands that he sold on facebook marketplace

memeulous hands is hot

by nobilly7 May 21, 2021

Hand Chant

The act of a girl giving you a handjob.

Lunar: Hey Chuck, did you get anywhere last night with that gemmer?
Chuck: Not really man, she just gave me a hand chant while we were making out.
Lunar: Just an average night for you.

by Mr. Soose April 9, 2013

Transit hands

When you have just gotten off of any type of mass transit but haven't had a chance to wash the germs and poo particles off your hands.

Person 1: *reaching out for a bro shake* "Hey man, it's been a long time! how's it been?"

Person 2: *turning away* "ahhhh sorry but I've got transit hands. Been good though!"

by Delightfullydumb November 24, 2015