Italian snorkel

Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

by Smellyalater September 23, 2023

The Italian Jacuzzi

When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak

Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever

by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021

Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.

Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy

by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021

Italian Sadness

Crying, shitting, and eating spaghetti.

Marco: Yo, how you doing Alessandro?
Alessandro: Not good, having a bit of "Italian Sadness".

by Kylithium December 3, 2021

Italian teacher

Super nice and caring and will right you a great college rec if she likes you but doesnt know how to teach and can’t handle screaming children she will bring you food and let you do what you want

My Italian teacher is the best I lover her class!

by ratatat663 December 5, 2021

Italian dip

To put some grated parmasean cheese in between the gums and lower lip

Before leaving Olive Garden, I took a pinch of grated parmasean to have an italian dip

by -anonymous15 October 27, 2019

Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.

I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas

by SpaceZambonie November 10, 2020