coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.

Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!

by TranTran December 15, 2011

Coffee

Somebody who has been coffed, or the beneficiary of a coffer

The coffer bought out the coffee shop.

by toastedwater December 2, 2021

Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!

Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.

by DataGlasses October 29, 2023

Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.

Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.

by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025

crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008

Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.

Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.

by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020