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Zach Lauer watches cat porn daily.
by titties_kick_dicks December 31, 2013
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Cat sausage

N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.
Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.
by ASPCA April 7, 2013
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bitching cat

(1) An annoying thing (usually a cat) that never shuts up.
(2) A cat that always wining (meowing)
(3) A noisy cat
"I had let my cat in to feed it and and the bitching cat didn't stay quiet until I gave her food."

"that bitching cat has got to go, no one has got any descent quiet sense we got it."

"When we got to the mall and there was a woman complaining about something, what a bitching cat"
by CutieGirl15 August 11, 2006
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never cat

A guy, who has some unbelievable tricks. It comes from Never Cat tale, it's about a cat who can bark also.
- That guy is fluent in 8 languages!
- Wow, never cat.
by Johnny McBravo December 2, 2013
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Fat cat

Your cat 🐈 is fat
You got a fat cat
by Homeschooledteacher October 15, 2017
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Cat favour

You need to get up from your seat and get something, but your cat is on your lap and refuses to let you go. You ask the nearest person to get it for you.
You - Mom, I need a cat favour!
Your mother - What?
You - Can you get me my GameBoy? It's in the kitchen!
by Rrrhild November 7, 2009
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Milking Cats

Squeezing the milk out of a cat’s nipples
Kevin: Bro, I just went ‘Milking Cats’.
Terry: I have nipples. Can you milk me?
by XXXSirIcyRain June 25, 2018
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