polish prank

When an individual attempts to pull a prank, typically on April Fools' Day, and the joke is actually on the prankster.
Jim texted a former colleague, falsely claiming that their previous company had sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, implying that the stock options the colleague had declined to purchase upon leaving a few months earlier were now worth tens of millions. In reality, the company was in dire straits, and Jim's job was terminated just weeks after this polish prank.
by SlimGravy April 1, 2024
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Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”
by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023
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Polish hurricane

When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.
Janet gave me a polish hurricane because i just about blew mud in her mouth.
by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015
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Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Rub D.N. is premier boot polish used by only the most elite soldiers around the world.
Sergeant: Are your shoes scuffed, solider? Are you looking for Rub D.N. Boot Polish? Well why don’t you Rub DEEEZ NUTTZZZ!
by The D.N. Expert February 23, 2023
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polish butthole

a phrase that is used when referring to having anal sex with your drug dealer in a van for free drugs
client: what do i need to do to get them for free? drug dealer: polish butthole. that is all.
by iknowriight September 21, 2020
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polish cork

A tedious circular argument concerning the merits of a historical strategic decision.
Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.
by MontyFanBoi December 6, 2023
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