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Brain Cafe

A nice little cafe where you go to get BRAIN or HEAD or blow jays. You can find Laura there with her little mouth and her beautiful kitchen. Watch out though, its nappy. She gives dome for half the price. Maybe get a coffee while your there? Why not a doughnut.. maybe two if your fat. Sit by the fire, give head!!! YAY :)
" Yo man, i'm goin to the Brain Cafe, they got dome fo free.. and i really want to see lauras kitchen .. that shit is out of CONTROL!!"
by Ray RAY! April 11, 2008
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brain invasion

When you hold someone down, cover their mouth, and blow air into their nose so that it feels as if their brain is being "invaded". Fun way people annoy their younger siblings, along the lines of the wedgie or the wet willie.
When she held me down and gave me a brain invasion my head felt like it was going to explode.
by BabyAly1 September 17, 2006
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Monkey Brain

When someone does something so stupid you're immediate thought is "monkey brain"
by ImperfectTaborsk March 8, 2021
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squirrel brain

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.
during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends
by revilo nworb August 27, 2013
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blonde brain

F**king retarded, or not knowing something simple.
Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.
by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014
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Brain Fart

When your in mid-conversation and... Damn!! I forget what I was gonna say!
I can't give one because I forget what I was talking about... Duh!! Sorry everyone!

BRAIN FART!!
by scrale May 2, 2014
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Brain Tattoo

an image which is extremely fascinating or horrifying that you see or is envisioned from a verbal description which stays in your mind for a long time or permanently to be recalled later at an inoppurtune time.
Aagh! I just got a brain tattoo of that pot-bellied dude riding a bicycle in only a speedo, a bandana, socks and shoes. I did not need to see his vienna sausage and mini plums.
by J. Gowen May 15, 2009
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