Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013

cafeteria syndrome

When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.

You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.

by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011

Serey Syndromed

The act of accidentally sending a group emoji

I got Serey Syndromed.

by UrTrustworthyfriend May 24, 2021

Truman Syndrome

Truman syndrome: an under-diagnosed psych disorder that usually affects delusional pricks. The affected male actually believes he is living out his life as the star of an intricate reality show centered around himself.

Dawson won't mess around or even talk if his girlfriend's dead smartphone or laptop in the room; because of his delusional Truman Syndrome he is convinced his every move is being recorded.

by ummmmmmmmmm124 January 6, 2014

pinball syndrome

Intoxication to the point of bouncing off the walls , particularly noticeable when standing up and walking to the bathroom after sitting and drinking for a long time .

When I got up to pee at the party I had serious pinball syndrome

by the cargod October 17, 2008

Airlockhome Syndrome

The condition of spending so long in an airport lounge due to flight delay that you begin to fear leaving its confines in order to get to your destination.

After the fourth delay in three hours, Airlockhome Syndrome set in and Crystal stopped checking the departure board and settled in for a nap.

by Laughlynne May 12, 2017

stellan syndrome

when I person gets violent and aggressive whenever you insult them or state they aren't as amazing as they think at something

person 1 -"hey I'm better at chess than you"

person 2 - "NO STFU IM LIKE WAY BETTER"

person 2 (Stellan) obviously has Stellan syndrome

by Leo frankdog February 23, 2023