Switchpod

The safe - fire selector on your rifle

Captain America engraved "red flag this" on his switchpod

by FULL30 April 29, 2021

switching

gracefully making turns with a rubiks cube toy

the style of your switching makes it look so easy fax no printer

by escamillaroy May 2, 2021

Swetye Special

When someone leaves food out. Usually after making a really nice meal and using a bunch of ingredients and going the whole nine yards to cook up some bomb food, (ie: Steak, Chicken, Ribs,) this person will just leave a mess in the kitchen and not clean any of it up. Furthermore, the food is usually left out for at least 24-72 hours. It is unknown why Swetye Specials happen amongst some people. Some will say they are trying to show off their meal, while others will say the person is just a bit clumsy and forgetful. Therefore, the reason why Swetye Specials arise vary amongst person to person...

John Apple-Tree: "Yo bro did you hear that Zak made some fire ass steak the other night?"

Cody Maverick: "Yea boss it looked really good when he was cooking it up, but he left another fucking Swetye Special in the Kitchen.... is this kid ever gonna figure it out and clean up after himself ?"

by stanimal51 May 15, 2021

Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

swimyouidiot

a tiktoker with a super cool and creative username who is also really really really funny and sexy and cool! 😁🙌

“swimyouidiot posted a new video!” “really? i’ll go like it right now!”

by peefartpoop July 6, 2021

SWITCHERRUE

Somebody who tried to pull a fast one and got busted.

I bet GARY now being at THE ENTOURAGE has regret of his SWITCHERRUE that he said " I don't care about DANNY those METH HEADS when GARY in the first place he knew he trespassed me at THE ENTOURAGE NOVEMBER 2019 for complaining about a METH HEAD lighting a CRYSTAL METH PIPE and the biggest laugh is he uses DANNY'S voice on the call greeting at HAWKS GYM AND SPA the so called METH HEAD, " HEY GUYS THANKS FOR CALLING HAWKS GYM ...".

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME July 19, 2021

swifty_fett

One of the most amazing people I've ever met <3333333

swifty_fett is amazing :) <3

by Qnivol July 21, 2021