Suck Walls

To be SOOOO tired that you could fall asleep at any moment and snore so hard that you suck in the walls!!!

I am SO tired that I could actually suck walls!

by simbajames March 17, 2010

suck a chong

Henry’s favorit expression

Suck a Chong!

by JohnCena234 November 12, 2018

The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

by boomsmack August 21, 2009

Self suck

When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.

Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?

by Nick Highger June 13, 2018

sucks dirt

When a person is dead. Not the act of dying but the act of being dead and burried. Most often used in refference to a celebrity or world leader as in The Deviates song "They All Suck Dirt".

Sadat sucks dirt, he's been dead a week or two.

by Foster Lagoon August 18, 2006

Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.

Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.

by madworldradio October 15, 2009

e-sucking

sucking dick thro the internet

person 1: yo remember amber?

person 2: yeah, why?
person 1: she was e-sucking me the other day

by esucckingg July 28, 2019