Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.
After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.
by Jddan_22 May 23, 2018
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squirrel poacher

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.
by Buffalo pimp December 12, 2015
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Hammy The Squirrel

Also known as a "Hammy". The act of when a bunch of hairy men all get together, drink several energy drinks and then bang each other, using more energy drink as lube.

Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"
Guy: My uncle loves participating in a Hammy The Squirrel!
You: Oh, cool
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021
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squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
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Squirrel Brain

Tyler-Jay
Tyler-Jay has a squirrel brain, they can't focus.
by TJ'23 July 26, 2020
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squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
by DragonsBane07312000 January 05, 2019
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