No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023

Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.

Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.

by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024

Seagull Shitting

Opening a window in a tall building and cumming out of it onto people below

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.

by XX-_- February 1, 2024

Sphinx Shitting

When you shit in a yoga pose

I heard doing Sphinx Shitting relaxes your sphincter

by Seriouslywhohasthatname November 8, 2023

taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.

Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 20, 2023

National shitting day

Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.

National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet

by Ilovenigersaruas February 22, 2024

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024