Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"

Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"

by Vantik74 September 9, 2024

going to the flower shop

going to a transexual massage parlor

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!

by sspamalot June 23, 2012

Pop-shopping

To shop for a variety of products that are in popular demand.

I rather to pop-shopping tonight!

by anonymous August 5, 2022

Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

by BlahVol December 24, 2023

shopping trance

When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.

Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.

Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!

Man: ...Damn shopping trance...

by NewbDeffy August 27, 2017

bae shopping

Going out into public places to scoop out people for your next bae

We need to go bae shopping

by Nay-bear July 25, 2017

National Littlest Pet Shop Day

October 7th is National Littlest Pet Shop Day!

Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!

Today is National Littlest Pet Shop Day. I am going to give you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and party to show I care. Giving you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and or party on National Littlest Pet Shop Day shows I care.

by hot mom38947 October 6, 2023