Sacrete is the sweat that a nutsack produces as one of the top excretors of the Excretory System.(Feet and nutsacks combine to do 70% of the daily sweat secretion the human body needs to do to survive.)
I can't believe he wore white pants on a day as hot as this when he knew we'd be outside most of the day and his balls were going to sacrete heavily considering his balls would sacrete if he was stuck in a meat locker all day long.
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