A place you go ever since 6 years old. You go to school when your probably 3 too, but is more more fun and makes up childhood. As soon as you get older, the more boring and painful it is.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Mom: You are now gonna go to preschool!
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
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Get the School mug.p1: hey, have u heard that school is cancelled for the rest of the year due to coronavirus? p2: YES, I FUCKING HATE THAT HELLHOLE
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Get the School mug.School is a serious cruel punishment when you know nothing. Usually it starts around 4-5 years old, suffering from hard work of pain. You eat shitty food. You have to be quit and can't talk to friends, and one of the worst things in school is the state test to see if you gain any smartness. If not you get disadvantages. You get 12 years of school and if you go to college it's like 14-20 years of school. Elderly people are the survivors. Ask you grandparents. They will tell you everything. School Sucks, and you can't stop it. Just like prison.
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Get the school mug.So, school goes on for about 7 hours a day for about 180 days of the year. That one year of school is 1,260 hours of our life that are wasted on mostly useless subjects. now times 1,260 by 12 years of school. You get 15,120 hours. That's just 1st through 12th grade. now add kindergarten and preschool. That's 17,640 hours. That's the necessary stuff. Now bring in the BIG numbers.
For a bachelor's degree in college, you need to go through at least 4 years of college to get your degree so that's 5,040 hours of college. Add that onto the 17,640 hours of necessary school and you get 22,680 hours of schooling. That's 945 days of school. School wastes around 3 years of our life. Not all at once, but slowly every day, 7 hours by 7 hours.
Now, I'm not saying that school Isn't important. I'm just saying that we all probably don't need to know what the equation of pi is or what the Mayan god's names were. Maybe spend that time on how to defend ourselves, or how to raise a kid. Now, I'm only thirteen and in 7th grade but I've had 7 older siblings complain about how useless most parts of highschool seem. I'm just saying that those three years of our lives could be better spent.
(BTW, it's 1:30 in the morning so my math may be a Lil off so don't scream at me...)
For a bachelor's degree in college, you need to go through at least 4 years of college to get your degree so that's 5,040 hours of college. Add that onto the 17,640 hours of necessary school and you get 22,680 hours of schooling. That's 945 days of school. School wastes around 3 years of our life. Not all at once, but slowly every day, 7 hours by 7 hours.
Now, I'm not saying that school Isn't important. I'm just saying that we all probably don't need to know what the equation of pi is or what the Mayan god's names were. Maybe spend that time on how to defend ourselves, or how to raise a kid. Now, I'm only thirteen and in 7th grade but I've had 7 older siblings complain about how useless most parts of highschool seem. I'm just saying that those three years of our lives could be better spent.
(BTW, it's 1:30 in the morning so my math may be a Lil off so don't scream at me...)
by EchoGold February 16, 2020
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