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Spider-Monsia

A unhealty addiction to Spider-Man
iiFalseuser has Spider-Monsia, hes obsessed.
by morisons June 23, 2023
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Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.
Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick
by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023
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Cyber Spider

My son made this website, he’s a total cyber spider!
by rynnalex January 6, 2021
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Spiders

A pair of male underwear that has cartoons on them, (orignally Spiderman but has evolved to any comical pair of boxers). Usually to show that the man does not take himself too serioulsy. Usually men who act and dress seriously are the ones who's underwear is refered to as spiders.
"Me and this one dude were hitting it off in bed and he took of his pants and he had spiders on and I cummed right then and there"
by LITTYBOI1234 February 21, 2018
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giant spider

an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.
todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.
by sc0tt_ June 10, 2023
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Brazilian Spider

When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.
I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.
by SME DOUSHEBAG September 19, 2016
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Spider Tips

Another term for money when your extremely Broke and don't want people around to know what your saying
Bro, i can't get in the club i only got 17 Spider Tips
by mike98727394897293847 January 24, 2009
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