Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017

Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 December 19, 2016

shooting stars

when you masturbate and ejaculate into the sky full of stars

John went outside and did the shooting stars

by skelbony May 23, 2017

shooting star

SO BASICALLY... the female does a head stand and spreads her legs wide open while the male stands between her legs and inserts the penis into the vagina. the female sucks the male’s toes while the male whistles.

“yooo last night was so good! Patrick did the shooting star on me!”

by sponge69bob420 December 16, 2018

Shooting Star

A person who comes by and changes your life for the better but the circumstances don't allow you to continue the relationship with them e.g., right person, wrong time.

We make wishes when we look at shooting stars. That person was like one coming true.

I knew it when I saw her. She was my shooting star.

by spiderc4m November 24, 2024

Shooting Star

When you're having sex with your girl doggy and you stick your finger in her ass and there's a piece of shit your finger and you flick it off it becomes a shooting star.

Bro, I was fucking my girl last night and fingered her ass and there was a piece of shit. I flicked it off and it became a shooting star.

by Rayaj October 13, 2016

Shooting Star

When a guy lies down on his back and ejaculates, his jizz going over his whole body and head.

Little Timmy's first wank ended with a shooting star, leaving a streamline down the middle of his bed-frame's headboard.

by TheRashInTrash July 16, 2019