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dancing sandwich

Took May home last night and gave her the old dancing sandwich. She squirted her “special sauceall over my face.
by Johnston Thwackhammer August 2, 2021
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aluminum sandwiches

Becky and her friends are dragging us all to a gaudy picnic, better pack a slew of aluminum sandwiches.
by Yuri Zhivago September 3, 2021
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Wham sandwich

Wham sandwich is a way to describe one self or a friend if they are indeed wham. Smaller friends may stand in the middle of the much larger wham sandwiches and act as a filler. E.g. ham or salad.
Look at Ben he’s such a wham sandwich.

I wish I was a wham sandwich. I’m all but a slice of ham.
by Vladimirshootin November 23, 2021
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Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2023
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Texan sandwich

An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.

One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.

Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
My father and I decided to give my sister a Texan Sandwich to celebrate her 18th birthday.
by FRYZE March 7, 2023
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brother sandwich

When two brothers with massive cocks have you cute little guy pinned between them all the way down to St. Louis
These guys have me in a big ole brother sandwich
by brothersandwich77 January 31, 2023
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cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.
by crispy hispy November 9, 2008
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