Refering to the group of kids from Hoover,Alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful Cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs AKA wrestlers..2 soccer pussys and one shitty baseball player. Every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanctity of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.
person 1: Did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the Cahaba this morning?
person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats
Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"
person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats
Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"
by lucas1399 April 24, 2011
Get the cahaba river ratsmug. River is a leprechaun ginger, who loves to be kawaii like his "kawaii" sisters. He is smelly and loves and worships George
by leprechaunhater August 23, 2023
Get the Rivermug. 
by Fodrizzle01 May 31, 2016
Get the river buttmug. Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.
Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”
by SkrellyBroh November 24, 2021
Get the Bear Rivermug. River is an amazing human being with great personality and and a lot of character. River is the type of person to make you laugh unintentionally and make you feel the greatest you have ever felt. They may seem shy at first but once you get to know them they are full of happiness and love to spread.
by alphaunicorn117 June 29, 2022
Get the Rivermug.