red splatter

When a girl gets so mad at someone waits till she's is on the rag gets her hand very bloody and slaps them with the bloody hand

My boyfriend slept with my best friend he's going to get a red splatter you just wait.

by clevman March 28, 2015

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Red leg

Name given to Artilleryman for wearing a red strip down their pant leg. Also because diring the cannon ball days the balls would bounce in front of formations and were kbown to take the legs off alot of soldiers.

When I was in the Army I was an artilleryman aka red leg.

by Experienced drinker 52 October 2, 2019

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red rail

Rather than sniffing a rail of cocaine or your drug of choice the user injects the substance into their penis while it is erect.

Dude that guy over there is so crazy he red rails cocaine!

by coke junky February 12, 2008

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Red Llama

A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.

Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.

by NICKKCOLE August 25, 2013

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Hitting the reds

When you're on a bus or in a car and you always get stopped by the red traffic light. Its very annoying and time-wasting, especially in the morning going to school or work.

Friend 1: Where were you this morning?
Friend 2: Yo, the bus hit like every red

Man these days the bus keeps hitting the reds

by Janoodles February 21, 2007

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Red Gyarados

What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!

Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?

Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.

Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!

Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....

Guy #2: Damn....

by CashMoneyDollaBillz December 11, 2011

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