Italian flower pot

A sexual act that involves eating a pizza from someones anus.

Having an Italian flower pot made pizza night much more interesting

My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book

by ButtPirateSevenSeas April 18, 2016

alabama pot roast

when two white guys have sex with a black woman in a bathtub full of boiling cum, resulting in a triple pregnancy unknown to who the father is.

me Mary and Kyle did a Alabama Pot Roast last. she's now going to have a triple pregnancy

by Alabama Pot-Roast January 19, 2023

chicken pot pie

slang for bitch, originating on the comedy network, chicken pot pie is now synonmous with bitch

Shut the door, you son of a chicken pot pie.

by Bo April 6, 2004

Portuguese Pot Roast

When having sex, the male shits on the on the female's chest then titty-fucks her.

Dude, I gave Mandy a Portuguese Pot Roast last night!

by Jacob Masterful February 28, 2007

Kentucky Crock Pot

After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.

Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"

Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"

Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"

by missanthropee January 14, 2011

pots n' cains

Marijuana and Hurricaine Malt Liquor.

Got pots n' cains niggah!

by S.R. March 8, 2006

Texas Steam Pot

When a man is taking a big shit while getting head from another person

There's nothing better than a good ol' texas steam pot

by Bill O'reilly April 17, 2006