Penguin Express

When an incision is made to the scrotum and a penis or penis-like object is used to have intercourse with the open scrotum; a technique usually favored by masochists to increase pain and heighten arousal.

I gave Jimmy a Penguin Express because he is a homosexual masochist and I am a sick, sadistic freak.

by Lover of the Penguin Express July 23, 2008

Penguin

Penguins are the best out there. They are fierce ninjas and will take over the world one day with Christa as their leader! Oh and they can fly, they are just merely saving their epic abilities for when they dominate the world. Penguin Domination!!

"Hail Ninja Penguins"

by Ninja Penguin Boss May 25, 2012

Penguin

A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.

Did you hear about Pete? The penguin is 3 months pregnant, he should have listened to his friends.

by Alpha snowflake August 21, 2017

ironic penguin

Like gingerbread frenchman, but less offensive.

Go to hell you ironic penguin.

by eddie 44 July 20, 2008

Iggy penguin

An Iggy penguin is:

1. A person who is a bundle of love that always gives more and expects nothing. Someone who will always put them selves out there and a true friend. The source of your happiness.

"jessica is such an iggy penguin"

"yeah shes always helping everyone out and being such a wonderful person."

"i think everyone loves her"

by Jess Urban February 25, 2009

Peagulls

A combination of pigeon and sea gull..... very small birds who are rather annoying.

WATCH OUT - worse than seagulls?!?!?

a seagull shags a pigeon and they then create a baby Peagulls....... extremely dangerous experiment.... do not try this at home!

by escapeee July 19, 2010

Pengaleng

A sexy female with a juicy body and a pretty face.

"I was in JD Sports shopping for new garms, then this pengaleng asked if I needed help.
I wanted to move to her on the spot."

"You should have still..."

by Mr. Tetris November 29, 2014