Peanut Tickler

A skilled proctologist, usually a board-certified Physician with years of experience in stimulating men's prostates to diagnose a variety of conditions

Dr.Ahrab: Okay, you're in the clear. I couldn't find anything abnormal back there.
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!

by Bigfinger4000 April 11, 2021

Peanut divider

The thin dark line splitting the scrotum nearly in half rather cutely.

The man’s peanut divider hung in front of her gaping mouth.

What’s wrong with your nuts man?

Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.

by Carly shayyy November 22, 2023

peanut pinapple

Such bond that is unbreakable. Can be brotherly love or the love of your life.

she’s my peanut pinapple

by streetnwaybeforerap June 20, 2019

Peanut butter passout

This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.

I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!

by Ohio driver January 25, 2017

Peanutting

When u nut but almost no cum comes out (this is a bad thing tho).

Girl: I just had sex and when he peanutted all over me! I expected more from him!
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.

by NatazjaRgrim October 12, 2018

Peanuts

A weapon used against evil.

A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.

by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019

The Peanut

Davo you are a gullible fool

Davo you will never know the true meaning of the peanut

by Johnny Bootlestop November 9, 2023