Punched Lasagne

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.

"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."

by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018

Punching Fog

When fucking a woman with a loose fanny.

Man, Sharon's fanny is so loose after 4 kids it's like punching fog.

by 2766 January 27, 2019

Ballon Punch

The use of a plastic bag wrapped around the hand and arm to shove an obstuctive piece of fecal matter around the u-bend of a toilet.

Wow that dump was so big I had to Ballon punch it down!

by Shambollock March 17, 2023

Punching a Kangaroo

slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Punching a Kangaroo: slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Man 1: Im gonna go punch a kangaroo

by awrenad January 15, 2023

Timo's punch

When you are waiting next to traffic light and guy punches you into solar without reason

You will not believe, I was in Prague and received Timo's punch

by kvorec October 9, 2023

Rabbit Punching

The act of repeatedly attempting to spoil the plot, or an aspect of a movie or television show.

Goddamn Morgan! Quit rabbit punching! You’ve already seen this show before!

by Leesayings November 8, 2023

Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023