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ppk

The Walther ppk pistol probably most famous for its use by the James Bond character. In the Goldeneye video game it was called the pp7 because it had only 7 shots. In the movies however he could shoot the ppk about 67 times before reloading.
Valentin: "Walther ppk 7.65mm, I know only three men in the world who use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them."
by Neuronius July 30, 2006
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PPC

"Protectors of the Plot Continuum". They hate Mary-Sues, and the Mary-Sues' authors hate them right back. But they don't care, because they're literate and talented, and many of the Suethors are of the "omg ur soooo m33n" sort.

Basically, a PPCer makes up a character (or Agent), whom they write travelling into bad fanfiction and killing the Mary-Sues, occasionally with a spork. Then the agent goes back into PPC HQ and drinks bleepka. The PPC is divided into two sections, which themselves consist of several different departments.

One section, Action, controls the actual operations. It contains departments such as Mary-Sues, Bad Slash, Implausible Crossovers, and so on. The other section, Infrastructure, deals with matters closer to home, including the departments Medical and Sufficiently Advanced Technology, and the PPC general store and cafeteria.

There is also a mysterious department known as the DIO. The DIO does not exist. Nor does it police the PPC itself. It most certainly was not founded in the ruins of the DIS, which was gotten rid of towards the end of the period of the PPC’s history known as the Reorganization.

Each department is headed by one of the Flowers that Be, and the PPC as a whole is governed by the Sunflower Official. He is a sunflower in a smart suit.

It's all very amusing and fun, despite the odd troll or screaming hissy fit, and some Suethors even improve after getting con crit from a PPCer.

Fanfiction.net, otherwise known as ‘the Pit of Voles’, seems to have a rule against PPCings. The mods there have no sense of fun.
"teh ppc ruined my fig omg theyre so evil!!!11 anyway my fics better than that tolkein person i went one beter & n gave legolas a betufil wife anyway the ppc suck"

"I'm a member of the PPC."
by Carol Anne Parma September 22, 2008
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PPOR

Where did you hear that? PPOR.
by Carmen October 24, 2003
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P&P

(verb) to "Party & Play". Term seems to originate from Craigslist and/or other personal ads where the poster of the ad is in search of someone to Party (Do drugs. Usually Crystal Meth.) and Play (Engage in sex acts or intercourse.) with, just for the day/night. This term seems to be most prevalent among homosexual men.
Hung White Man, 35, ISO young Vin Diesel look-alike for P&P, you host. I'll bring the D!
by Shabarella July 10, 2005
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PPTer

A member of PPT Forums. Generally insane, in the best possible sense of the word.
The PPTers were all very excited when the new moderators were announced by Rune.
by Nani September 1, 2004
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pptoucher

One who acts, talks or looks like a creeper, rapist, pedophile.. etc. Likely to touch those who are unwilling to be touched. Most pptouchers will deny that they are one when accused.
1: *pptouching*

2: you are such a pptoucher.

1: wutever a pptoucher is u are one

2: Way to deny it.... pptoucher
by lardasss September 29, 2010
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P.P.P.P.P.T.

A medical acronym for "Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together".
That P.P.P.P.P.T. is C.T.D.
by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008
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