Pulling a Mordecai

1. Failing to talk to women, horribly. It usually includes a lot of stuttering and embarrasing choice of words.
2. Simping over women to the extreme. This includes ditching your friends, wasting money for them, and hurting your health in order for a chance to get with them.
The term was coined from Regular Show, based on the character Mordecai.

Example 1: "Bro, I tried to talk with Jess today, but I kept stuttering. I pulled a Mordecai."
Example 2: "Turns out Tom just dipped on us and cancelled his plans for bros night. He's Pulling A Mordecai for sure."

by E-Kelp August 29, 2021

Pulled a Rissa

To fall and break a limb or extremity while checking out a member of the opposite sex who is employed in the service of protecting civilians, ie Fireman, Police Officer, Paramedic

I almost pulled a Rissa the other day while I was checking out a cute paramedic.

by livvylola February 21, 2010

Pulled an RJ

A slow creep behind a person, usually done with wide eyes

Stephanie was on her computer when John "Pulled an RJ" behind her

*RJ - Reggie Jackson Pro Baseball Player

by wonderlush1969 June 28, 2012

pulled a "hughes"

A persistent false belief held in the face of strong contradictory evidence, which leads to deceitful actions.

John said, "Someone in my class was goofing off and making funky noises on a computer. The teacher came over to me, insisting that i did it. This resulted in my computer being unplugged."

Greg responded, "Wow what a bitch, she definitely pulled a "hughes" on you."

by Chuck Chris February 7, 2008

Pulled a Leah

To pull a Leah can mean to cause annoyances or anger someone. It can also be used to describe a female who acts condescendingly fake and slutty.

Did you see how Juliette "accidently" spilled water on Manny? She really pulled a Leah

by definitelynotachopstickmaster December 3, 2016

Pull a kayla

V. when you are eating a burrito from taco bell and you drop the insides of it on yourself/shirt

Dude yesterday i was in the car with Justin after we had gotten Taco Bell then all of a sudden he decided to pull a kayla. it was everywhere

by Raulm_1992 August 31, 2010

Pulling a Garch

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.

by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020