Ohio BlakeCake

This is when your boy Blake busts a fat nut on a birthday cake without even trying that hard.

“Aye want a piece of cake?”

“Nah I’m good”

“It’s an Ohio BlakeCake”

“Nvm hook that shit up fam”

by 6janiel9 November 27, 2022

Ohio Monkey

GOAT

Ohio monkey is the GOAT

by klent6784 March 26, 2024

Ohio Shaintorpuss

When a man is having oral sex with someone and right after he cums in their mouth, he pisses down their throat whilst his cock is still in their mouth choking her, and a combination of piss and cum shoot out her nose and eye sockets.

Jay: Yo! how’d it go with Jen last night!
Carlos: Great! I gave her the ol’ Ohio Shaintorpuss!!!

by Yayisyeezus June 2, 2020

Ohio Ostrich Egg

Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.

Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.

"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."

by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

Ohio fast and the drunk

When are from Ohio or in having sex and you want to drink. You put the bottle in the asshole and you drink from the other end.

Hey Lula do you want to do the Ohio fast and the drunk sex move and drink.

by Knight102001 December 19, 2022

Ohio

A terrifying place where only the strongest survive. An area where even Hurricane Ian knew what was best for it and took a sharp turn. Those who dwell in Ohio are bound to be ultra-hostile and mutated. Ohio is an area where you experience the most devious of events, such as weather. Even the supernatural (wendigo, skinwalkers) steer clear of it because the Ohioans are the supernaturals there.

A poor soul: "OH MY GOD PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME"

Ohioan: "NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO. NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO"

A poor soul: "PLEASE HELP ME"

by bioduct October 1, 2022

ohio island

Someone that is totally out of sync with normal society and has no clue what the mainland is like

Wow gwena is so out of sync with us mainlanders. She's an Ohio islander

by Ohio islander June 17, 2014