alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

by john doe March 17, 2004

Nigger nuts

The testicals of a black male/female

Caleb: Mmmmm nigger nuts
Reagan: let go of my nuts Caleb

by YourlocalJoe December 14, 2019

drummers nut

The one larger testicle (usually the left) that all true drummers have. Possibly due to the shape of drum stools and the large amount of time drummers spend on them.

Girl 1- "I heard you hooked up with the drummer last night?!"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"

by drugstore cowboy July 18, 2011

bling nut

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.

I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.

by Spewey April 13, 2004

The Nut Edox

You dive your member on into your lady's blueberry yum yum and one of your balls gets stuck in her yum yum, the other one blocking it from view, like an equinox.

Eric suffered the nut Edox when he visited that whore on 5th street. Damn thats a big yum yum.

by Clyde M. March 29, 2007

mut's nuts

Something which is top of the line, creme de la creme. (also see dog's bollocks)

That car's the mut's nut's.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

Nut Leftoutis

A condition of both or one of your nuts not being able to properly for into your sports cup. #NutLeftoutis #NoNutLeftBehind

Man my nut(s) keeps falling out of my sports cup, I have Nut Leftoutis

by Testicle Protection April 14, 2015