Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant

A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway

by Platypus X May 6, 2021

the money clip

Were you stick your thumb in her anus and two fingers in her pussy and rub them together like your rubbing money

Oh yeah daddy i want do the money clip tonite make me cum on your fingers

by Big glock November 13, 2017

Hard Money

When you getting hard money! You working hard for yo Money!!

Yo Ya boy G ZedZ is going ape shit bro!

Ya cuz that’s what we do, we ain’t getting nuttin but hard money! All I do is shit, eat and breath goddam hard money!!

by Bruce CoKane June 4, 2019

Money Boogie

N. The dance that you do in your computer chair when you realize that you are getting back an awesome tax return.

After I prepared my taxes and made sure I listed all my deductions, I realized I was getting back about $2500 extra compared to last year and I did the money boogie.

My co-worker asked me if she was doing her taxes right and after everything was verified, instead of having to pay $900, she ended up getting back $1600, so the money boogie.

by Shevden January 21, 2010

Money Muscle

Your asshole

“Ron, you need to pay your dues with the older brothers and work that money muscle”

by L-Dogg. July 4, 2023

Scar Money

1) Dirty money, money that had not been worked hard for, most likely stolen money or money received from selling drugs and stolen items.

"I love scar money."
"The cops offered him scar money to snitch."
"She sells her body for scar money."

by YuNg slivid March 10, 2019

Trampoline Money

Money that you obtained with no expectation. Extra money in your pocket that can be used for anything and/or spent irresponsibly like on an unnecessary trampoline.

"Geez I got huge tax refund this year. What should we do with all this trampoline money?"

by xbiggyxshortyx January 2, 2010