Tree nut

The act of a male standing in a tree with a female located under him. The male then proceededs to masterbate to the point of climax and nuts on the females face.

Do you want to go outside and get some tree nut.

by Coopdogggg May 20, 2018

mut's nuts

Something which is top of the line, creme de la creme. (also see dog's bollocks)

That car's the mut's nut's.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

Nut Oven

somebody whom warms anothers testicals; a suck up; a kiss ass; usally done to a boss

Gee he is such a nut oven, he gets the boss coffee. He cleans his car. It wouldn't suprise me if he was also giving him oral pleasures too.

by J.R.F.G. May 4, 2010

nuts to you

Nuts To You is the same as today's FU expletive.

Person sees a friend about to do something illegal.

Person says to friend " Nuts To You, I'm outta here!"

by Bigdoggus May 10, 2017

nut eye

When you are getting your dick sucked and shoot your load into your ladies eye. The ole nut eye

My girl looked like Popeye the rest of the night after I gave her a Nut eye

by spideyskin May 26, 2021

Nut Leftoutis

A condition of both or one of your nuts not being able to properly for into your sports cup. #NutLeftoutis #NoNutLeftBehind

Man my nut(s) keeps falling out of my sports cup, I have Nut Leftoutis

by Testicle Protection April 14, 2015

The Nut Edox

You dive your member on into your lady's blueberry yum yum and one of your balls gets stuck in her yum yum, the other one blocking it from view, like an equinox.

Eric suffered the nut Edox when he visited that whore on 5th street. Damn thats a big yum yum.

by Clyde M. March 29, 2007