national rape day

NO this is not a holiday this is gross and stupid if she/him/they don't want it don't make them bitch

national rape day is disgusting bitch

by your local lesbian tEhE May 21, 2021

The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

by tnayrb January 26, 2015

National Mgk Day

National Mgk Day is August 13th. Go celebrate the rapper on this date!

August 13th is National Mgk Day. This was confirmed by Mgk himself a made up date by a fan. Go love Mgk on August 13th! Mgk is amazing!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

National Lola day

A day that we celebrate people with the name “Lola”. Happens every august 4th

Someone: Its national Lola day. Time to spend my august 4th with some people named Lola!

by Moon_804 October 03, 2021

National Flirt day

On April 17th you can flirt with anyone you want without cheating even if someone is dating someone else.

"Hey cutie"
"I have a girlfriend"
"so? Its national flirt day!"

by your_mom_69_420 April 16, 2020

National depressed day

On November 14 2019 is national depressed day if u have gone trough a lot let it all out on November 14 2019

National depressed day

by Pha-cue November 14, 2019

National Kakyoin Day

July 28th is National Kakyoin Day, the day where we celebrate Noriaki Kakyoin, a character from the popular anime JoJo's Bizzare Adventure. The date July 28th was chosen for this event because it is the day of Kakyoin's birthday.

Person 1: is there anything happening on july 28th?
Person 2: yes, july 28th is National Kakyoin Day

by Rohans.house.debris July 06, 2022