Beer Monkey

Adj. A phrase which describes the post hangover feeling of foreboding and doom accompanied often by an inability to attain restful sleep despite severe fatigue.

Dude I had the worst beer monkeys ever last night, they rode me all night long!

by Hego1983 January 20, 2009

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003

Monkey town

Well known name for East Cowes, a small town on the Isle of Wight inhabited by people with 6 fingers and extremely limited self respect

We're just entering monkey town, roll yer windows up!

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

Mud Monkey

A Turd

I have to go leave a nice Mud Monkey in the toilet

by Sir_Shits_A_Lot April 13, 2009

mayo monkey

a comeback/name for racist white people.

white person: the blacks are so lazy
you: the mayo monkeys are back at it again

by iluvsatan March 22, 2021

dump monkey

Best used to describe a sloppy or unorganized person

Dad: you fucking kids are all dump monkeys!

by Chris Richmond, Ben Richmond July 16, 2006

monkey bars

xanax pills that are high in potency ranging from 1mg to 2mg in strength.

hey man you got some monkey bars?

by yoakum in the 'sco July 3, 2006