milk college

A person who gives magical handjobs.

Did I tell you about my date this weekend? This chick obviously went to milk college.

by milkcollegealumn August 10, 2017

Milk chance

An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.

Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).

Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.

Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!

by teachmrj June 20, 2019

Milk Lady

A women (typically Vietnamese or Thai) paid to love you long time and milk you. Never are they someone to marry or become acquaintances with.

"My milk lady has Syphilis. Hopefully my wife doesn't find out".

by iraqimohammed April 22, 2018

pepe milk

Used as an alternative to semen or Cumm

"This made my Pepe milk spill

by Hey beter April 2, 2017

Booby Milk

Lactation, but funny

Alexa, open soft kitty. Booby milk.
Alexa: Soft booby milk warm booby milk little ball of fur happy booby milk sleepy booby milk purr purr purr

by GoodbyeStranger October 26, 2019

mutated milk

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve

scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Milk Beetle

Them who have the skin color of white.

Look at that milk beetle over there, shaking her arms.

by Hairy Milk Beetle February 27, 2021