Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).

Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.

by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

Mikey raw

A true definition of a hustler whether legal or illegal he knows who to get at it. A people's person that everyone likes and easy to get along with.

That Nigga Mikey Raw is bout his business.

by Mikey Raw June 9, 2017

Mickeal

A fxcking loser that posts the urban definition of his name on snap chat. Usually a Caymanian/Jamaican.

I Fxcks with Mickeal.

by InTheLateNight March 28, 2017

Mickery

The act of acting like a fucking Irish person: drunken, prick, asshole, people who can't even grow a potato.

That's total mickery.

A: "That fucking asshole, He drank my last beer!"
B: " Brah, that was total mickery".

by My Penis Has No Eyes June 27, 2017

Mikey Chunk

An overweight girl with big sloppy boobs and a fat pancake boots that you can make clap. A chunk has at least one stomach roll. The more meat the better.

I have a bruised pelvis from pounding a Mikey Chunk last night. I am on the DL for a couple days.

by SfChunks August 17, 2017

mickelaus

King of the Mormons

"Hey Mickelaus, can I copy your homework?"

by Okayokayokaystayaway November 17, 2017