michael jackson

The King of POP, The Artist of the best selling album in the world Thriller ( not to be confused with Eagles Greatest hits which is the best selling album in the US ).
Currently on case for child molestation, and thought guilty by uneducated ppl who get influenced by cheap taboids.

Michael Jackson has sold more copies of thriller that the total population of the united kingdom (58 million).

Man, you dance almost as good as Michael Jackson.

by Jiggaak June 03, 2004

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Michael Masi

Guy who makes very important decisions in Formula 1, also terrible at making important decisions
A word used to describe someone who's an utter clown
An utter clown
Someone who played an important role in the shitshow that was the Saudi Arabian GP which was the first edition of Formula 1 deal or no deal, directed by him
Makes random inconsistent decisions and yeah have I mentioned he's a clown?

Look at that guy lmao, he makes terrible decisions
What a Michael Masi, haha!

by TMKeel21 December 15, 2021

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Michael Phelps

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.

Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.

by yardcows September 18, 2008

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Pulling a Michael

To attempt to leave a conversation, but to be pulled back again and again.

Rob: Well, I can't focus on my paper, so I'll chat you.

Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.

by EoPhGsY November 15, 2010

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michael dukakis

An extreme loser. One who not only looks the part of a loser but acts the part as well. In reference to the Democratic presidential candidate of 1988 with the outrageous eyebrows and some of the worst political strategy ever.

Kid #1: Dude did you see that guy just fall off the roof?

Kid #2: Haha...yeah what a michael dukakis!

by livillgringo November 13, 2008

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