Clock Locking

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The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013

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gauge locking

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.

Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.

by GetCurvd May 14, 2015

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Caps locking

The non-violent protest of the cyber world. It is typically used by someone trying to make a point or threaten another.

Cyber dude: "Yo bro, I'm fricking tired of your attitude."

Cyber bro: "I don't give a frick"

Cyber dude (caps locking): "I DON'T GIVE A FRICK IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FRICK! I'M GONNA COME BEAT YOU UP IF YOU DON'T STOP!"

by MischievousBee November 1, 2018

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Yo Loki Hi

A greeting among the males of the Eslinger family in the Kansas Region. It can be said with 2 or 3 people by each word being said by 1 person. Invented by Mongo Eslinger.

Elijah" Yo"
Trace "Loki"
Dean "Hi"

Yo Loki Hi

by Hiram Eslinger March 8, 2021

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