Life is a pot of beans

Nigerian saying that literally means "life is a struggle place" or "life is messy" because beans is messy.

Mark Zuckerberg's wealth has plummeted $20 BN this year alone. This life is a pot of beans.

by TheAlienMaven January 13, 2019

life cancer

A cancerous growth of the soul that is caused by interaction with a completely terrible piece of media, or a conversation with a completely useless person.

"I was watching Gigli the other day, and I think I got life cancer."

by Stubert November 6, 2007

life fuel

anything wholesome and sweet that makes you want to continue living life and hope for better days

Some of these greentext stories are just life fuel for me.

by AntiTypoPumpkin December 24, 2020

Life Subscription

Your current life subscription. The most popular one-time purchase basic plan around the world before Premium Life Subscription.

This plan includes:
- Default Settings

The world may cancel it at any time at any age or you can cancel it voluntarily when you need to.

You may want to upgrade to Premium or Luxury with your lifetime savings.

Carl: Did you know? People who have attempted to pirate Life Subscriptions have been sent to poor countries/families.
John: Shut the fuck up, you make me cry.

by ­­ June 28, 2021

life in the fast lane

To lead a risk-filled, thrill-seeking, hedonistic lifestyle. Also the title of a song by the musical group The Eagles.

"Simplify. Simplify. Simplify. If I keep saying it to myself, then one day it just might be second nature. Until then, I'll consciously decide that I'm going to get out of the fast lane and enjoy my life."

-T. Suzanne Eller

by Darth_Stimpy September 27, 2004

Life Whore

A person who has lived life so extreme that nothing surprises or has any entertaining value to them. They have seen and experienced everything. Amazingly, most life whores are still under the age of 25.

Pat: Wow, I have to say this Curry dish is awesome, like straight from Bombay.

Anne: Well, Bombay is actually called Mombai...but really something is missing tastewise...the way I ate it in India it was much more flavorful.

Pat: Anne, you're such a life whore.

telltail signs of becoming a Life Whore.
11th graders who show up at the Jr.Prom with a 28 year old guy.
Groupie girls from Hair bands of the 80's

Johnathan Hart from T.V.'s Hart to Hart was a Life Whore with the ability to do and know everything and everybody on the planet.

by its all good February 28, 2013

life sucks and then you die

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...

by broken down March 6, 2007