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blue light brigade

(S. Afr.) VIP protection motorcade.

Blue light brigades consist of between five and twenty black SUVs with tinted windows and flashing blue lights, depending on the overinflation of the ego of the obnoxious fatcat contained therein.

Blue light brigades have been known to force honest taxpaying motorists off the road or even shoot at them. They don't stop a traffic lights, drive in emergency lanes and break every possible traffic law.

In South Africa, the proper road etiquette when encountering one is to drive into their lane and block them for as long as possible without endangering your own vehicle, hoot repeatedly and wind down your window to give them the finger. You should also politely request all your passengers to give them the finger too.
I almost got rammed by a blue light brigade the other day. There were 20 vehicles in it, so it must have been Jacob Zuma or someone. I blocked him for 15 seconds and gave him the finger though.
by George McBob May 7, 2009
mugGet the blue light brigademug.

Dildo Light Show

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.
Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.
by Picklesrtasty October 30, 2010
mugGet the Dildo Light Showmug.

busch light challenge

to complete a case{30} of busch light between 2 people in 3 hours without throwing up. this challenge is reasonable to some but not to all. do not attempt unless a trained beer drinker
i completed the busch light challenge !!!!

now your a man!
by bigchug June 20, 2010
mugGet the busch light challengemug.

Bud Light drinker

Hey, is that a guy in a dress? Yes, he’s a

Bud Light drinker.
by ChrisMeth April 19, 2023
mugGet the Bud Light drinkermug.

discord light mode

light mode: *exists*
discord: welcome to hell, discord light mode!
by anonymous September 14, 2020
mugGet the discord light modemug.

Light Bulb HJ

When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.

Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
Man, that Jewish girl named Steph gave me a Light Bulb HJ last night. It was terrible!
by Luke R. April 10, 2008
mugGet the Light Bulb HJmug.

Rise up lights

What an American says when desiring to speak in an Australian accent. Sounds like "Razer blades."
Guy 1: Have you ever wanted to speak in an Australian accent?
Guy 2: Dude yes!
Guy 1: Just say "rise up lights" and you'll be saying "razor blades" in an Australian accent!
Guy 2: Wow dude you're right!
by themistercray August 30, 2013
mugGet the Rise up lightsmug.

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