The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
by ReiK March 31, 2020
Lemon Season is a play on the phrase "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" meaning a period of time in which a person takes advantage of good opportunities or tries to make their life or situation better by doing certain things.
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To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.
Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.
Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.
Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?
Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.
Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?
Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 11, 2010