Kitty

A giant black fur ball of love who constantly roams for food and hugs.

Hey Kitty your big and beautiful

by Redwanderlust April 9, 2023

Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.

Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”

by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

kitty position

the sexual position one would use when the parter is penetrating the other partner from behind

“He had me in kitty position, girl.”

by Linaasas October 30, 2019

gramophone kitty

my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!

gramophone kitty likes cats

by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025

Kitti, Bitch

Name given to a beautiful female entertainer, by an original Kitty, who reigned in Tampa strip clubs with such sensuality and sex appeal she could only be labeled as a "Kitty". The spelling deriving from the boss like hood attitude of crossing T's and dotting eyes and no one ever asking why. A real down ass chic who holds her own and never backs down. Knows what she wants and gets it. Takes care of herself and others. Loyal if treated right but quick to walk away. Been known to break hearts but her intentions always good. Her looks can be intimidating to some but really sweet and funny unless provoked. She knows how to intice men with eyes yet woman fall victim to her persona as well. Shes about making her money and likes to play games and does it better than a man can. Been known to be a freak but loves with much passion. She holds her baby daddy (or daddys) closest to her heart but hates their drama and jealousy. Shes very sexy and loves to watch you watch her work but when she is at home with her kids she is modest and much softer spoken and only being referred to as Mom or Baby. She has been thru alot and is vunerable to fuckboys but it has also made her the strong woman she is. Hated by many. Loved by most. Confronted by none because there is no competition but other females try to be just like her. Announcing herself to those who dont know her and dare ask who she is, has been become the full definition for who and what she is.

*knock* knock* knock*
Them: "Who is it?"
Her: "It's Kitti, Bitch!

by MuleMe78 December 10, 2016

Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021

ice cream kitty

A soul devouring Cat that is made of ice cream and balances out the flow of souls between the living and the dead the Ice Cream Kitty has intelligence lower than most and is immature and for some reason always happy

seriously your just like an ice cream kitty

by Senbonzakura kageyoshi June 23, 2016