hey Jason, i hope you meet the eternal purgatory that will see eye to eye to you after your final hours in due time.
by God modding September 16, 2022
This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!
Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.
Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."
"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."
Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!
Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."
Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!
Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
by Bigandyk August 22, 2023
When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.
Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.
by Remilazerus July 08, 2021
-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?
-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
by Jelly bean July 16, 2017
Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.
by Wazking June 24, 2023
by Caitlinator16 April 21, 2022